Well, I figured: Hey, I don't submit anything at all at any given point in time because I can't draw to well, and it takes two to operate a camera and get good parkour shots. And then I thought: why don't I submit my rants? So here it is, the first installment of " Vega's F**k Nut crazy rants of epicness" Or for shorter reference "Epicisms by Cherry" Screw it, let's just keep it as Epicisms. I'll give a definition of what these are later.

1.
Odin suplexing a solid form of communism into an abandoned hospital
full of orphans and crashing it into a river of grape coolaid.
By: Ian A. Vega-Cerezo

2.
King kong jousting with zombie Licolnon the back of an ostrich that took flight on
racoon tales and chinese children tears, over a volcano housing a dragon that
wakes up after a 30 million year nap craving krispy kreme, but much to it's
avail it gets a flying mackerel in the face because kong is just that gangsta that
he can wear overalls and corn, and he made the dragon wear flipflops and
shop at K-mart, because he wants his motherf**** cookie crisp nao.

3.
The black poweranger German piledriving the red and green M&M's over a
fountain of Spam because he was convinced of racial discrimination during
the commercial break of an episode of family matters, that and the king
angered his super burgerpowers by selling the Junior whopper for an equal
price to the Junior chicken sandwich. He karate chops the kings motherf***** oxygen for that nazi B.S.

4.
If you're friend is trying to hook up the guy/girl you like with some unknown third party, follow the friend hooking him up on their way home, and then tie them up using eels and then blindfold them and leave them in a dark room, and tickle them with crunchberries (the red ones) until they tell you who they are trying to hook him/her up with, and once they spill it, you draw a circle with chicken feathers and summon a Kraken to take the competition to the locker of Davy Jones  because he forgot the combination and he needs his motherf**kin arby's or else he'll be forced to sell choclate to somalian pirates wearing wedding dresses becuse that's how elton jon would want it, but she drowns on the first dial, and then desired party has to be taken with you. I mean come on you summoned a Kraken. If not, turn them over, and then swallow their glory, and eat their unborn children.

These were writtten as irrational forms of advice or just the perfect metaphor/ similie when you can't think of s**t to say when something has just occured. They are also the fruits of my boredom, and like it or not, I'll be compiling them and shipping them out once every here and thither.HAve fun kids!! And remember say no to gravity.